“She doesn’t like the phone so she always turns her big head away whenever I try to take pictures.” Problem solved when Ella’s asleep. Often, as I’m recording, the modified lyrics to a Cardi B song will come into my head: “Certified creep, seven days a week.”Īnother friend, who has an archive of Ella, her dozy big-breed mix, asleep everywhere says this is the only time her dog doesn’t look grumpy about posing. It’s - there are no other words for it - a little creepy. Sometimes he snores, sometimes he half-barks, but it’s pretty slow and consistent content.Īll day it seems, I’m lurking around as he’s completely unaware of my paparazzi stalking. ![]() And in each video, the setting changes, but the content doesn’t - or barely. I have him on carpets of various styles (shag, faux vintage, glam girl, hand woven). I have footage of Finn sleeping on a denim couch at a friend’s ex’s apartment and passed out on the rickety wooden deck on the roof of a summer house. I have photos of Finn sleeping in the car (angry nap) Finn sleeping on my shins (active nap) Finn sleeping on my pillow (illegal). To have a pet is to be a documentarian of their restful stages. 99% of the videos are him twitchy-sleeping with eyelids aflutter and paws a-running to nowhere. Whenever anyone asks to see a photo of Finn, it takes me minutes (fun) to find an image of him where he isn’t asleep with his face squished like a tomato splat on a pillow. ![]() Meanwhile, my phone was so bursting with media of my brindle-boy hound, Finn, fast asleep in various locales that I hadn’t considered iCloud availability since 2018. It ran out, because all I have is countless hours of footage of Sasha asleep.” Two weeks later, his iCloud storage was at capacity. The first day my friend got his kitten, Sasha - a ball made of dove-gray frizz and paws - he sent me a picture of her asleep in the crook of his shoulder and neck. ![]() See our privacy statement to find out how we collect and use your data, to contact us with privacy questions or to exercise your personal data rights.
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